Billy Madison
“Want to Touch the Hiney”
In 1994, the face of motion pictures was forever altered with the release of the funniest movie ever. . . BILLY MADISON. Starring SNL-alumnus Adam Sandler and Bridgette Wilson, Billy Madison is the story of a slacker who has devoted his post-high school career to drinking and reading nudie magazines. In an effort to acquire his father’s company and to regain his father’s trust, Billy decides to complete grades 1-12, without any outside help of bribes (both of which helped him pass high school). Trying to impede Billy’s progress is Eric, Billy’s rival for the position as head of Mr. Madison’s company. Below are the Top Five quotes from Billy Madison. These, however, are no substitute for the real movie, so fork over the $3 and go rent it!
#5. The Triscuit Scene (Eric and Crazy Carl)
#4. The Gibberish Scene (Billy)
#3. The Bathtub Scene (Billy)
#2. The Biology Class Scene (Billy, Cool Chick, and Teacher)
#1. The Storytime Scene (Ms. Lippy, Billy)
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