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The best actors on television are not actually human, but are. . .cartoon characters?!? Yes, this is true. Matt Groening’s “The Simpsons”are paradoxically the wittiest and stupidest characters in existence. Their lives may be an observation of the foibles of American society, but beware: Do NOT take the Simpsons too seriously. The family is composed of 5 members: Homer, the lovably moronic father; Marge, the homemaking, disapproving mother; Bart, the prankster, know-it-all son; Lisa, the brilliant, overly mature daughter; and Maggie, the pacificer-sucking toddler (yes, she did shoot mr. Burns). Below are some of the funniest quotes from the show. Enjoy!
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